Time Management

• When reading and grading, look only at every other word.

• Don't buy an address book - simply get a copy of your local phone book and cross out the names you don't need.

• Support cloning.

• Speak faster, and get through hour-long lessons in thirty minutes.

• Shower for twice as much time on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays and skip Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays, and Sundays.

• Catch two colds at a time and take only half the sick days.

• Cook food at twice the temperature and save half the time.

• Use both hands at the same time when writing.

• When reproducing, have twins.

• At the bar always order doubles and drink them in half the time.

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